Sitch Court — Your Texts Are Now Evidence.

Official Procedure

1. File a Complaint

   Enter the names of the plaintiff (you) and the defendant. Set the scene briefly — context is everything.

2. Present Your Evidence

   Paste the verbatim text exchange. Do not omit messages. The court penalizes perjury.

3. Await the Verdict

   The AI jury will deliberate. You will receive a formal ruling detailing exactly who is at fault.

Cross Examination — Frequently Asked Questions

Objection: Is this actually accurate?

Ruling: Sustained. The AI is trained on psychological principles, communication theory, and thousands of hours of interpersonal conflict. It spots passive aggression you didn't even notice.

Objection: Isn't this an invasion of privacy?

Ruling: Overruled. You are submitting your own received messages. No data is stored permanently. The court seals the records once the verdict is delivered.

Objection: Can I appeal the verdict?

Ruling: Overruled. The jury's decision is final. If you don't like the verdict, perhaps you should reflect on your texting habits rather than questioning the court.

Objection: Does it cost money?

Ruling: Sustained in part. Initial filing is free. Prolonged appeals and deep psychological audits may incur court fees.

Sworn Affidavits — What People Are Saying

• "I thought I was crazy. The court proved they were just extremely manipulative. I screenshotted the verdict and ended it."

  — Sarah K., Plaintiff

• "Got convicted of 'excessive use of emojis to mask emotional unavailability.' The jury was harsh, but fair. I plead guilty."

  — Marcus T., Defendant (Reformed)

• "Put my roommate's texts through this. It perfectly articulated what we'd been trying to tell her for months. Case closed."

  — Elena R., Witness

Court Is In Session.

Stop wondering who's wrong. Let the jury decide. Gather your screenshots and approach the bench.